You think you know Pittsburgh? You don’t.

Not until you’ve met its stone teeth.

THE TOUR: THE GHOST & THE GROTESQUE
One hour.Thirty bones. We’ll walk the old tracks. Your guide will point out the Squealers—the restless echoes that cling to the brick. We’ll introduce you to the garrison. You’ll learn why a gargoyle does what he has to. You’ll feel the city’s old, stone heart beat. Maybe get a little haunted. The weak need not apply.

· TOUR ONLY: $30. A glimpse behind the veil. Bring your questions and a good collar. The weather don’t care about your feelings.
· THE WORKS (TOUR + FIELD GUIDE): $45. The full arsenal. The tour to open your eyes, and the field guide to keep ’em open. This is how you become a true warden.

Stop walkin’with your head down. Your city is waiting. Up here. In the stone.